Can you really dye hair with kool-aid?
I get my ADD from my father. Most definitly.
My ears are on fire HOLYFUCK.
someone buy me new plugs.
Beauty School \m/
Off to the open house and financial aid appointment. Why does money exist?
I just stretched my ears and I am one step closer to size 1”. It stings so muchhhhhhhh.
Anonymous asked: You are my dream girl.. <3
Your fucking mother should have swallowed you.
I had a dream with Julian Casablancas in it… We were in my living room talking bullshit. I asked him if he was gonna ever go on tour with the new Strokes album and he said ‘no my band is trying to keep it exclusive’… Then he gave me Coachella tickets… WERTQGWER$#%@#$EFSEDFG Why couldn’t that be real life. Then we just watched random bullshit youtube videos. And...
So I’ll drink some more. And I’ll love them all. Then I’ll drink even more. And...– Julian Casablancas “On the Other Side” from The Strokes’ album “First Impressions’ of the Earth” (via gettingiseverything)
Bastards in blue.
I got my job as a janitor back. PRAISE BOG AND ALL HIS HOLY ANGELS
I should stop leading people on.
was amazinggg last night. This morning was not. Getting home at 3am when I have work at 7 am. I can never keep track of time. EVER. My body is fucked. I apparently have a new girlfriend? lolwhat?
When I’m drunk I have a weird habit of putting my cigarette butts in my pocket.